vaginal probiotic gummies
two gummies a day.
flora on.
for women who give a damn about everything — including this.
60-day guarantee · 1 billion cfu · 0g sugar
is this you?
be honest. we've all been there.
you've fallen down the 2am google rabbit hole more than once — and closed the tab none the wiser.
your bathroom drawer is full of things that promised a lot — and never became a routine.
you care for your skin, your gut, your mind — this is the part you've been forgetting.
meet bloom
three ingredients. three jobs. zero shame.
your vagina has a microbiome — and everyday life asks a lot of it. bloom is two heart-shaped gummies a day that support its natural balance.*
b. coagulans skz1969™ — 1 billion cfu
a spore-forming probiotic that survives your stomach and arrives alive to support flora and ph balance.*
pineapple bromelain — 100mg
a natural enzyme from pineapple stems that supports comfortable digestion.*
vitamin c — 20mg
supports immunity and the mucosal barrier — your body's own line of defense.*
0g sugar · 10 calories · no fridge needed · actually tastes good
try bloom*these statements have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration. this product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
how bloom works
01take two
two heart-shaped gummies every morning. with coffee. with your skincare. whenever.
02flora balances
the spore-forming strain survives your stomach and gets to work supporting your ph and microbial balance.
03you live
no more holding your breath. no more 2am googling. just your life, fully present.
why bloom hits different
| bloom | capsule probiotics | |
|---|---|---|
| format | gummy | horse pill |
| sugar | 0g | varies |
| survives stomach acid | ✓ spore-forming | often dies |
| made for your vaginal microbiome | ✓ one job | usually gut formulas |
| you'll actually take it daily | ✓ | 40–60% stick with it |
| fridge-free | ✓ | ✗ |
less than a dollar a day on the 3-month plan.
guarantee
ready when you are
your flora called. she wants backup.
$49 — two months covered. under 85¢ a day
choose your plan — renews automatically, cancel anytime, no fees
or buy a single pouch once for $35 — no subscription
🎀 every membership ships with the founding kit — handbook, tracker + cheat sheet ($40, free)
- ✓ 60-day money-back guarantee
- ✓ ships in 1–2 business days
- ✓ free us shipping over $40
- ✓ 0g sugar · 10 calories
these statements have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration. this product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
subscribe & save
never run out. never overpay.
bloom works when you actually take it every day. subscribe and a fresh pouch lands on your doorstep before the last pair is gone — cheaper than buying once, with the full $40 founding kit free.
the pinky promise
60 days. feel it, or it's free.
if bloom doesn't change how you feel, every penny comes back. no forms. no questions. you don't even send the pouch back.
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things people actually ask.
how long until i notice a difference?
how long until i notice a difference?
most women notice a difference within 2–4 weeks. individual results vary. bloom is daily support, not a quick fix — the longer you take it, the more balanced your flora stays. that's why we give you a full 60 days to decide.
can a gummy really do what a capsule does?
can a gummy really do what a capsule does?
actually, it can do more. capsule compliance sits around 40–60% — people skip them because they're miserable to take. gummies are way higher because you actually enjoy them. bloom uses a spore-forming probiotic that survives heat, stomach acid, and shelf storage. potency + compliance.
why sugar-free when other gummies aren't?
why sugar-free when other gummies aren't?
because sugar feeds the exact yeast you're trying to balance. most probiotic gummies contain 2–5g of sugar per serving. bloom has 0g. we sweeten with maltose syrup and trehalose instead — which also protects the probiotics during storage.
do i need to refrigerate it?
do i need to refrigerate it?
nope. bacillus coagulans forms a protective spore shell that survives room temperature. toss it in your bag, leave it on your nightstand, take it on vacation. no cold chain required.
how is this different from lemme purr?
how is this different from lemme purr?
same category, different approach. bloom is sugar-free (most gummy competitors aren't), uses three transparent ingredients (not a filler cocktail), costs less than most, and speaks to you — not your partner. we sell the woman, not the problem.
when will my order ship?
when will my order ship?
orders ship in 1–2 business days and arrive in 3–7 across the us. shipping is $4.95 — free over $40. tracking hits your inbox the moment it leaves.
what if it doesn't work for me?
what if it doesn't work for me?
we refund every penny within 60 days. no forms, no interrogation, no "did you take it consistently?" nonsense. you email us, we refund you. that simple.
